Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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