Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I am midnight drunk by noon
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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