We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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