i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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