i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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