just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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