but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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