are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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