sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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