Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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