i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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