one word: firstdatebathroomanal
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm like, not good at living.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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