I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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