best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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