i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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