super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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