I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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