im drinking this country out of the recession.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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