Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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