I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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