I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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