We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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