Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Found the puke drawer
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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