You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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