When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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