I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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