What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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