Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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