Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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