You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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