did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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