Dual....:-)
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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