Are we in a gay sports bar?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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