I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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