Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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