my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
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Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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