Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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