Say something about gay babies.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
zippers are such a cool invention
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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