I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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