Need sex. Gaining weight.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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