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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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