I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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