All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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