good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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