There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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