party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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