Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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