WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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