true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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