My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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